*at a anti-drug school assembly*
"kids…smoking kills 400,000 people anually. just kiddin its a metaphor"
*throws lit cigarettes at school children*
you’ve probably sat next to a boy in class that’s had a boner before
they were sitting next to me of course they had a boner
that terrifying moment when everything is happily resolved but the book still has 200 pages left
that terrifying moment when there’s too many things that need resolving but the book has only 20 pages left
IT’S JUST LIKE